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October 8th, 2005   Post 1
Topgunjn1
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Post; Down in the mud


*My apologies about reposting this, but my brother sent it to me and I thought it was pretty funny. I figured since he's a Ranger and he laughed about it.*

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 15 kg. pack on his back,
5 kg. weapon in hand, after having marched 15 km, and says, "This sucks."

An Army Airborne Ranger stands waist deep in the rain with a 25 kg. pack on his back,
weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 30 km,
and says with a smile, "This sucks just fine!"

A Special Forces soldier lies in the mud, 40 kg pack on his back,
weapon in hand, after swimming 10 km to shore, crawling through a swamp and
marching 40 km at night past the enemy positions,
says with a grin, while biting the head of a snake "This really sucks, I wish it could suck more....."

An Air Force Pilot flying over the battlefield, the rain is pouring down,
looks down at the soldiers below and says: "Sure sucks down there!"

An Air Force officer sits in an easy chair in his air conditioned,
carpeted room and says to his friend, "Man.. Cable's out! This sucks!"
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October 9th, 2005   Post 2
tomtom22
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This has been done before. Search before you post. That sucks.
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October 9th, 2005   Post 3
fronzz
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It is not funny either.