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April 3rd, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Down East HumourA man's wife disappeared in a kayaking accident off Ingonish. The next day, two grim-faced Mounties knocked on his door. "Tell me... did you find her!?" the husband implored. The police officers looked at each other. Finally, one sighed and said to the husband, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news first." The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir ... we found your wife's body in the bay this morning." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. He swallowed hard, and then asked, "What's the good news?" The other Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12, twenty-five pound snow crabs, and 8 good-sized lobsters clinging to her!" Stunned, the husband frowned, "If that's the good news ... what's the great news?" The first Mountie replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow..." Ayup!
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April 3rd, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | ROFL!!! Thats so cruel D:!! |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Oh my gawd!! LOL That is grim humor at it's finest !!! Worthy of a good story to tell when things are bad lol.
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April 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's pretty funny
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April 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum Chaplain  |   good one Tomtom |
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April 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Hahahaha...Ouch. Hahaha
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April 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum Hitman  | Ouch haha.
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April 4th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Hahahahahaha
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April 4th, 2007
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| Spam King | I'll have one of the crabs, please.
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