Topic: Dopey's Dilemna

bulldogg · December 13th, 2005

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven
dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey
turns back. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry
glare.

Dopey turns back and asks "MR. POPE; Are there ANY dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing,
pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin
chanting......

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"......
"Dopey screwed a penguin!".....

Sevens · January 10th, 2007

*groan*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol

tomtom22 · January 10th, 2007

Groan!
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Team Infidel · February 9th, 2007

groaaaaaaaaaaan

CrazyLilCajun · October 30th, 2007

LOL!!!!! Funny!!!!

December 13th, 2005	Post 1
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Post; Dopey's Dilemna The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and asks "MR. POPE; Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... "Dopey screwed a penguin!"...... "Dopey screwed a penguin!"..... __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

January 10th, 2007	Post 2
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

January 10th, 2007	Post 3
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Groan! . . . . . __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

February 9th, 2007	Post 4
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	groaaaaaaaaaaan __________________

October 30th, 2007	Post 5
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	LOL!!!!! Funny!!!! __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

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