A koala is sitting up a gumtree*smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past*
and looks up and says*"Hey Koala what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:*

"S@#* dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

HAHA Nice one!!

Lol!

I like it

Now, now Padre. That was funny though

Nice one.

Oh the power of the plant. Hahaha

always a good one padre