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September 25th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Don't Tell a Lie...


SERVING AS a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful on the application, and he began filling out his paper work. But when he got to the question "Do you own any foreign property or have any foreign financial interests?" he looked up at me with a worried expression. "Well," he confessed, "I do own a Toyota."

We enlisted him the next day.

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by MSgt. Patrick L. Jacks

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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September 25th, 2007   Post 2
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ROTFLMAO......Very nice!!!!!!!
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September 25th, 2007   Post 3
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very good........
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1 Week Ago   Post 4
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Bump -- got this in my inbox recently.
 
1 Week Ago   Post 5
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Honest to a fault. I love it.
 
4 Days Ago   Post 6
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Funny!!!!




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2 Days Ago   Post 7
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Heheh that's pretty good.
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21 Hours Ago   Post 8
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Give that man a klondike bar!
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