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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Don't Tell a Lie...SERVING AS a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful on the application, and he began filling out his paper work. But when he got to the question "Do you own any foreign property or have any foreign financial interests?" he looked up at me with a worried expression. "Well," he confessed, "I do own a Toyota." We enlisted him the next day. --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by MSgt. Patrick L. Jacks Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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| Forum Brat | ROTFLMAO......Very nice!!!!!!!
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| Milforums Spamkiller | very good........
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| Forum Health Inspector | Bump -- got this in my inbox recently. |
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| Forum Brat | Honest to a fault. I love it. |
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Funny!!!! .
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| No Chance Outside | Heheh that's pretty good.
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| God of Scones | Give that man a klondike bar!
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