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February 15th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Dont Sneak Up


A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his Batman costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought he would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when he was not with him.

She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could cuddle and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.

Just before unmasking , she slipped away and went home and put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"


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February 17th, 2006   Post 2
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Bugger!!!!!
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February 17th, 2006   Post 3
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Ewwwwww
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February 18th, 2006   Post 4
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LOL!
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February 18th, 2006   Post 5
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Hahahahahaha!!
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October 29th, 2007   Post 6
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lol ..
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October 29th, 2007   Post 7
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ewww....i think theres one posted like this one but its the brother instead
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October 29th, 2007   Post 8
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Hahaha. That's a good one.
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October 30th, 2007   Post 9
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Wrong!!!!!!!!!! Nasty!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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