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June 7th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Don't know what to say... Cute? USMC Combat Bunny?


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June 7th, 2008   Post 2
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That's something
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June 7th, 2008   Post 3
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It's our IED.
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June 7th, 2008   Post 4
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BANZAI!!! *throws rabbit at enemy*
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June 7th, 2008   Post 5
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I think what it is is that they trained a rabbit to attack terrorists like the rabbit in the Monty Python movie. the killer rabbit!!
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June 7th, 2008   Post 6
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The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!

He's got these nasty big pointed teeth!

And the Enchanter named Tim is afraid of him

That Rabbit's dynamite!

(look what you did, istealfreefood...)

The only way to defeat him is with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

And now for a reading from the book of armarments (Verses 16-20)
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Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
 
June 7th, 2008   Post 7
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How cute.
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June 8th, 2008   Post 8
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There was rumor that the VC used dynamites tied to rabbits to attack air fields. You know, air fields have those grasses that rabbits find so darn munchy.
 
June 8th, 2008   Post 9
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Ironically, in Mountain Warfare school, Marines are issued 1 bunny each (alive). Said bunny is to provide nutrition for the exercise.
 
June 8th, 2008   Post 10
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Hahahaha!!!
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