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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Post; Don't Die Before You Cancel Your Credit CardsThis is pretty funny. Be sure & cancel credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, & Citibank billed her for February & March for their annual service charges on her credit card, & added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here's the exchange: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed & the Late Fees and Charges still apply!! Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." Citibank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been." Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!" Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" (I really liked this part!!!!) Citibank: "Excuse Me?" Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?" Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." (Duh!) Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed, late fees & charges still apply." (This must be a phrase taught by the bank!) Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?" Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?" Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Family Member: "Sure" (fax number is given) After they get the fax: Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help." Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care." Citibank: "Well, the late fees & charges do still apply." (What is wrong with these people?!?) Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?" Citibank: "That might help." Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69." Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!" Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?
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| Milforum's Postmaster | ;D
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Leave it to customer service...
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| Caesar | lol people are idiots!
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| Milforum Cowgirl | LOL!!!!!!
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