|February 27th, 2010||#1|
Donald Duck info
The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'
Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?'
'Thit No!' Donald quacked, 'I'd thuffocate’
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Last edited by tomtom22; October 24th, 2011 at 01:50..