Donald Duck

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February 27th, 2010   #1

Donald Duck info

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?'

'Thit No!' Donald quacked
, 'I'd thuffocate’

"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

Last edited by tomtom22; October 24th, 2011 at 01:50..
October 24th, 2011   #2
October 24th, 2011   #3
LOL, I love it

I try to be the man my dog thinks I am.
October 24th, 2011   #4

I still remember when he didn't have to wear pants...
October 24th, 2011   #5
Donald Duck! I do miss him...

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