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June 30th, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Don't Make Me Tell Your Mother!THE HARD-BITTEN COMMANDER of my infantry company in Vietnam was frustrated in his efforts to make a soldier out of one particular PFC. The young man lagged behind on patrols, feigned illness and managed to spend most of his time at headquarters. One day, though, he changed his ways, and we asked the commander why. "Threats and punishment didn't work," he admitted, "so I had to use the ultimate weapon. I wrote his mother." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Thomas A. Stave Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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June 30th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | That'll do it every time!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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June 30th, 2008
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| Forum Brat |  Oh yeah. I'd straighten up to.
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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June 30th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | good one...
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July 1st, 2008
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| Can you hear me now?  | Happened to me in the first year of the NJROTC.....
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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July 2nd, 2008
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| Centurion | Never mess with mom! |
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