I am not sure if this was ever said here, but here goes...

Mid-Air Refueling


During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.
The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related paraphernalia.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!"
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears. The Navy pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum."

I wonder if the female cabin crew would oblige? If they do I am booking a flight as soon as possible.

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

I wonder if the female cabin crew would oblige? If they do I am booking a flight as soon as possible.

You can try the SAS (Scandinavian Air Services), not the SAS (Special Air Services)...

Originally Posted by viper2007

You can try the SAS (Scandinavian Air Services), not the SAS (Special Air Services)...

Knowing my luck, I'd pick a flight where female flight attendants are all gay.

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

Knowing my luck, I'd pick a flight where female flight attendants are all gay.

Then, that would be one of the Thai airlines. Actually, they are transvestites, pretty good looking ones, too...

Not blood lusting like some Scandinavian women...

Originally Posted by viper2007

Then, that would be one of the Thai airlines. Actually, they are transvestites, pretty good looking ones, too...

Not blood lusting like some Scandinavian women...

How do you know that, Viper?

I am a clean slate,

And eager to learn hehe.

I sometimes ask myself, if I ever wanted to stand on a stage in front of thousands of people and make a million big ones, then the IMF would be an inexhaustible source of material.



The gears are turning....

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

How do you know that, Viper?

It was in the papers, my friend...

I personally have to try this particular airline, but my friends who did were very much impressed, or so they say...

I AM a good boy, you know...

(I hope Freyja is reading this...)

Originally Posted by Yossarian

I am a clean slate,

And eager to learn hehe.

I sometimes ask myself, if I ever wanted to stand on a stage in front of thousands of people and make a million big ones, then the IMF would be an inexhaustible source of material.



The gears are turning....

There is an old Arabic saying, Yoss

"Learn all you can, even if you need to go the China to do it..."

Originally Posted by viper2007

There is an old Arabic saying, Yoss

"Learn all you can, even if you need to go the China to do it..."

Being a citizen of China's number one export partner, this isn't so difficult.

Maybe I have been blessed wtih opprotunity in life after all?