About Dog's Top 10 Pet Peeves About Humans
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Dog's Top 10 Pet Peeves About Humans info
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funy at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FREAKING DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons, now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home!
6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. C'mon, haven't you noticed - we have fur?
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