About Dog's Top 10 Pet Peeves About Humans
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March 9th, 2006
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| | Dog's Top 10 Pet Peeves About Humans info1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funy at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FREAKING DOG YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons, now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home! 6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 10. Dog sweaters. C'mon, haven't you noticed - we have fur? I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which in truth, they are. Gen. W.T. Sherman |
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March 9th, 2006
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LOL nice one!
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March 9th, 2006
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LOL!  This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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March 9th, 2006
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#9 Roflmao !!
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March 9th, 2006
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hahaha Good one DTop!
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March 9th, 2006
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Funny!
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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March 10th, 2006
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The truth be known.
MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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March 12th, 2006
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hahahaha...thats why my dog bit the vet...now i know...thanks d!
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November 5th, 2007
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