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February 1st, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Post; Dog AttackTwo young friends in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rotweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off the nearby fence, slipped it under the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dogs neck. A liberal newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline. "Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws of Vicious Animal" "But I'm not a Red Sox Fan" the little boy interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began: "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack" "But I'm not a Kerry fan either", the boy replied. The reporter says, "I assumed everyone in this State was either for the Red Sox, Kerry, or Kennedy." Do you like Kennedy then? " You mean the swimmer? Actually no", said the little boy. "I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I like George W. Bush". Hitting the delete key the reporter began again: "Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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February 1st, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | HAHAHA! Funny.
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February 2nd, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Ain't it the truth though? funny stuff lol
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February 2nd, 2006
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| Optio | And that is why I don't pay attention to most of the media  Sooo true though |
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February 2nd, 2006
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| I am Honor | hehehe, hilarious stuff
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February 5th, 2006
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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February 5th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Two totally different jokes! |
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February 5th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | I've heard something like that but Canadian.
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October 17th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahahaha....
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October 17th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | 
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