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November 22nd, 2005   Post 1
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What do you call a sheep with no legs??


A Cloud

What do you call a fly with no wings??


A Walk


What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs??


A Raisin

What do you call a fish with no eyes??

A fsh


Whats big, purple and eats people??

A big purple people eater


What goes tick, tock, woof, tick, tock, woof??

A watch dog

Whats got two legs, bleeds a lot and growls when you walk past??

Half a dog
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November 22nd, 2005   Post 2
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Not bad.
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November 22nd, 2005   Post 3
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like the sheep and fish ones, clever.
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November 23rd, 2005   Post 4
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Does the big purple people eater have one eye and one horn and fly?
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November 23rd, 2005   Post 5
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very well!
 
November 23rd, 2005   Post 6
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Quote:
Whats big, purple and eats people??

A big purple people eater

Actually I named my car The Purple People Eater

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November 23rd, 2005   Post 7
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Does it eat people?
 
November 23rd, 2005   Post 8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonfett
Does it eat people?
Well people get inside it's "tummy" of sorts...don't you think the cab area of a vehical could be called the tummy?

 
November 23rd, 2005   Post 9
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November 24th, 2005   Post 10
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Quote:
Whats got two legs, bleeds a lot and growls when you walk past??

Half a dog

what about, the wife/gf during that time of the month?
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