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| Optio | Post; Dodgy JokesWhat do you call a sheep with no legs?? A Cloud What do you call a fly with no wings?? A Walk What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?? A Raisin What do you call a fish with no eyes?? A fsh Whats big, purple and eats people?? A big purple people eater What goes tick, tock, woof, tick, tock, woof?? A watch dog Whats got two legs, bleeds a lot and growls when you walk past?? Half a dog
__________________ From within Chaos Comes Order When there is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead. Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos. Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting. If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you!! |
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Not bad.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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| MilForum Bad Apple | like the sheep and fish ones, clever.
__________________ "For Democracy, any man would give his only begotten son." |
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| Immunes | Does the big purple people eater have one eye and one horn and fly?
__________________ Under the Pain of Death I would stand alone Against an Army of Darkness And Horrors Unknown |
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| Banned ![]() | very well! |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
Actually I named my car The Purple People Eater
__________________ Feminism is the radical notion that women are...MEN? Does Dark Have A Speed Too? http://www.myspace.com/doesdarkhaveaspeedtoo | |
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| Immunes | Does it eat people? |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! |
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran ![]() Semper Fortis |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
what about, the wife/gf during that time of the month?
__________________ ![]() si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL | |
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