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March 8th, 2006   Post 1
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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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March 8th, 2006   Post 2
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Originally Posted by DTop
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
You'd be suprised if you only knew lol.
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March 8th, 2006   Post 3
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haha sounds like my ex aye
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March 8th, 2006   Post 4
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Haha
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March 9th, 2006   Post 5
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hahaha thats how I feel about my ex I'd still be celebrating today if I drank!
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March 10th, 2006   Post 6
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Good One, DTop!
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March 10th, 2006   Post 7
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October 29th, 2007   Post 8
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good one.. but don't you think we all could celebrate that long....
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October 29th, 2007   Post 9
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hahahaha nice one.
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October 30th, 2007   Post 10
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I bet I could celebrate longer.
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