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DTop · March 8th, 2006

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Navy Boy · March 8th, 2006

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Originally Posted by DTop

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

You'd be suprised if you only knew lol.

babyboy4u363 · March 8th, 2006

haha sounds like my ex aye

Marinerhodes · March 8th, 2006

Haha

AmericanSweetheart · March 9th, 2006

hahaha thats how I feel about my ex I'd still be celebrating today if I drank!

tomtom22 · March 9th, 2006

Good One, DTop!

AFSteliga · March 10th, 2006

Slick

Team Infidel · October 29th, 2007

good one.. but don't you think we all could celebrate that long....

CrazyLilCajun · October 29th, 2007

hahahaha nice one.

Sevens · October 30th, 2007

I bet I could celebrate longer.

March 8th, 2006	#1
DTop	Divorce info A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which in truth, they are. *Gen. W.T. Sherman*

March 9th, 2006	#5
AmericanSweetheart	hahaha thats how I feel about my ex I'd still be celebrating today if I drank!

March 9th, 2006	#6
tomtom22	Good One, DTop! "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

March 10th, 2006	#7
AFSteliga	Slick MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

October 29th, 2007	#8
Team Infidel	good one.. but don't you think we all could celebrate that long....

October 29th, 2007	#9
CrazyLilCajun	hahahaha nice one. "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 30th, 2007	#10
Sevens	I bet I could celebrate longer. Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

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