Topic: Divorce

DTop · March 8th, 2006

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Navy Boy · March 8th, 2006

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Originally Posted by DTop

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

You'd be suprised if you only knew lol.

babyboy4u363 · March 8th, 2006

haha sounds like my ex aye

Marinerhodes · March 8th, 2006

AmericanSweetheart · March 9th, 2006

hahaha thats how I feel about my ex I'd still be celebrating today if I drank!

tomtom22 · March 10th, 2006

Good One, DTop!

AFSteliga · March 10th, 2006

Slick

Team Infidel · October 29th, 2007

good one.. but don't you think we all could celebrate that long....

CrazyLilCajun · October 29th, 2007

hahahaha nice one.

Sevens · October 30th, 2007

I bet I could celebrate longer.

March 8th, 2006	Post 1
DTop Milforum Moderator Gear	Post; Divorce A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" __________________ *"I was a soldier, I am a soldier, I always will be a soldier."*

March 8th, 2006	Post 3
babyboy4u363 Centurion Gear	haha sounds like my ex aye __________________ HELICOPTER --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees not Safen ver Fliegen.

March 9th, 2006	Post 5
AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	hahaha thats how I feel about my ex I'd still be celebrating today if I drank! __________________ I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine!

March 10th, 2006	Post 6
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Good One, DTop! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

March 10th, 2006	Post 7
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Slick __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

October 29th, 2007	Post 8
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	good one.. but don't you think we all could celebrate that long.... __________________

October 29th, 2007	Post 9
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	hahahaha nice one. __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 30th, 2007	Post 10
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	I bet I could celebrate longer. __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

Topic: Divorce

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