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February 14th, 2007   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Are You Dirty Minded???


Are You Dirty Minded???

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the
same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?













ANSWERS:

1. (talk)

2. (legs)

3. (a twenty dollar bill)

4. (firetruck)

5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6. (pants)

7. (fork)

8. (Almond Joy candy bar)

9. (grit)

10. (last name)

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February 14th, 2007   Post 2
JulesLee
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yeh im dirty minded D: lol
 
February 14th, 2007   Post 3
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crazy
 
February 14th, 2007   Post 4
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To be honest....I did the dirty minded but it's tricky. lol
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February 14th, 2007   Post 5
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we are all dirty minded....
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February 14th, 2007   Post 6
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I need a bath.
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February 14th, 2007   Post 7
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I think I'll run through a carwash, without my car.
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February 14th, 2007   Post 8
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That's good.
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February 14th, 2007   Post 9
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Yes, yes I am. LOL
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February 14th, 2007   Post 10
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We're all going to hell. LOL That was great, tomtom!!!
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