| |
February 14th, 2007
| Post 1 |
| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Are You Dirty Minded???Are You Dirty Minded??? 1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? 7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? ANSWERS: 1. (talk) 2. (legs) 3. (a twenty dollar bill) 4. (firetruck) 5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 6. (pants) 7. (fork) 8. (Almond Joy candy bar) 9. (grit) 10. (last name) 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
|
|
February 14th, 2007
| Post 2 |
| Primus Pilus | yeh im dirty minded D: lol |
|
|
|
February 14th, 2007
| Post 3 |
| Banned  |  crazy |
|
|
|
February 14th, 2007
| Post 4 |
| Can you hear me now?  | To be honest....I did the dirty minded but it's tricky. lol
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
|
|
|
February 14th, 2007
| Post 5 |
| Milforums Spamkiller | we are all dirty minded....
__________________ |
|
|
|
February 14th, 2007
| Post 6 |
| Milforum's Bouncer | I need a bath.
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
|
|
|
February 14th, 2007
| Post 7 |
| Nuclear Duck Hunter | I think I'll run through a carwash, without my car. 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
|
|
|
February 14th, 2007
| Post 8 |
| Cadet Moderator  | That's good.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
|
|
|
February 14th, 2007
| Post 9 |
| Milforum Idol | Yes, yes I am. LOL
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
|
|
|
February 14th, 2007
| Post 10 |
| Forum Brat | We're all going to hell. LOL That was great, tomtom!!! 
__________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
|
|
