Topic: DIRTY MARINE JOKE

azmami4u · June 20th, 2005

It's 5 in the morning. The marine recruits are lined up outside their barracks. Nude. It's mid-January. In Alaska. The sergeant walks up to the first marine and whacks him across the ... [fill in the blank].

The sergeant barks: "Did you feel that, soldier?"

The recruit responds: "No, sir!"

The sergeant: "Why not, soldier?"

The recruit: "Because I'm a rough tough marine, sir!"

The sergeant goes to the next marine and whacks him across his ... [fill in the blank]. The sergeant bellows: "Did you feel that, soldier?"

The recruit screams: "No, sir!"

"Why not, soldier?" "Because I'm a rough tough marine. Sir!"

The sergeant goes to the third marine and etc. etc. "Did you feel that?"

"No, sir!"

"Why not?"

"Because it belongs to the guy behind me!"

FULLMETALJACKET · November 7th, 2005

fun.

xander · November 7th, 2005

Ahem lol

Fox · November 7th, 2005

lol

Rob Henderson · November 8th, 2005

heh...

LIPS · November 8th, 2005

WHAT THE...............................

Navy Boy · November 8th, 2005

behemoth79 · November 9th, 2005

wait, how does that.........oooooooooooooooo....i get it

JulesLee · November 13th, 2005

I dont quite get it...... o__O;;;;

the_13th_redneck · November 13th, 2005

Hillarious

June 20th, 2005	Post 1
azmami4u Tirones	Post; DIRTY MARINE JOKE It's 5 in the morning. The marine recruits are lined up outside their barracks. Nude. It's mid-January. In Alaska. The sergeant walks up to the first marine and whacks him across the ... [fill in the blank]. The sergeant barks: "Did you feel that, soldier?" The recruit responds: "No, sir!" The sergeant: "Why not, soldier?" The recruit: "Because I'm a rough tough marine, sir!" The sergeant goes to the next marine and whacks him across his ... [fill in the blank]. The sergeant bellows: "Did you feel that, soldier?" The recruit screams: "No, sir!" "Why not, soldier?" "Because I'm a rough tough marine. Sir!" The sergeant goes to the third marine and etc. etc. "Did you feel that?" "No, sir!" "Why not?" "Because it belongs to the guy behind me!"

November 7th, 2005	Post 2
FULLMETALJACKET MilForum Bad Apple Gear	fun. __________________ "For Democracy, any man would give his only begotten son."

November 7th, 2005	Post 3
xander Centurion	Ahem lol __________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".

November 8th, 2005	Post 5
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	heh... __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

November 8th, 2005	Post 6
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	WHAT THE............................... __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

November 7th, 2005	Post 4
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	lol

November 8th, 2005	Post 7
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear

November 9th, 2005	Post 8
behemoth79 Tribuni Angusticlavii	wait, how does that.........oooooooooooooooo....i get it __________________ si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL

November 13th, 2005	Post 9
JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	I dont quite get it...... o__O;;;; __________________ May 15, 2009 = Second Lostenant! Commissioning in Dress Blues!!

November 13th, 2005	Post 10
the_13th_redneck No Chance Outside Gear	Hillarious __________________ I don't exist. TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com

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