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September 16th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; DIME MARTINIS !!


Four retired guys, two from Massachusetts and two from Arizona, are walking down a street in Chicago. Then they turn a corner and see a sign that says "Old Timer's Bar...... ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS!"

They look at each other and then go in. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you. What'll it be, Gentlemen?"

There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the men all ask for a martini. In short order the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."

They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.

They've each had two martinis and so far they've spent less than a dollar. Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer and asks the bartender, "How can you afford to serve martinis! as good as these for a dime apiece?"

"Here's my story. I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, all the same."

"Wow!! That's quite a story," says one of the men. The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice three other guys at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.

One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "They're seniors from Florida. They're waiting for happy hour.
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September 18th, 2005   Post 2
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September 18th, 2005   Post 3
rotc boy
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funny

but one thing i dont get...why is where the people are from important enough to be mentioned
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January 13th, 2007   Post 4
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Nice! LOL
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February 7th, 2007   Post 5
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LOL, that's funny
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