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August 28th, 2004
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| Optio | Post; Digging a HoleTwo privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying. "This here's a big mule!" "This ain't no mule, this here's a donkey." "Mule!" "Donkey!" Well, this went on for a while until the camp chaplain came by. "What are you boys doing?" "We're diggin' a grave for this mule." "Donkey, dammit!" The chaplain cut in, "Boys, this isn't either one, it's an ass." An hour later, the camp commander came up and said, "What are you men doing, digging a foxhole?" "No sir. We're diggin' an *******."
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August 29th, 2004
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| Optio | this is one of my personal favorites why no replies |
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August 29th, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius |  good one
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August 29th, 2004
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| Centurion | It's okay, but i've heard better, no offense
__________________ -Victory is mine -Yes but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you -Oh. Mmm, yes, this is better than *sex*, it\'s like an orgy in my mouth; good news Flappy, I\'ve decided not to kill you -Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers. -How ironic ? Rogers - it almost rhymes with... eliminate. |
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August 30th, 2004
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| Optio | no offense taken |
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October 18th, 2004
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| Centurion | likd it. Comedy seems to be in your blood.
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October 18th, 2004
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| Immunes | this is one to remember
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October 19th, 2004
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| Cadet Moderator  | Not too bad.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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October 19th, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | ...Thats pretty good I am going to need to tell a few people in The Military that one lol..
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January 17th, 2007
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