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October 8th, 2005   Post 1
Topgunjn1
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Post; Differences between Army and Air Force


Leave:
Army-What the hell is that
Air Force-What time is my flight

Barracks:
Army-GP Medium
Air Force-Days Inn! What? Was the Hilton booked?

Deployments:
Army-Another 12 months I just got back
Air Force-What the hell are you talking about 90 days

Per Diem:
Army-Wow 3.50 a day. Just think in two days I can actually get the whole Happy Meal
Air Force: 90 dollars. Awesome! Hey baby want to go out tonight?

Basic Training:
Army-Yes only 3 weeks left.
Air Force-Hey mom can you come pick me

Sleeping in:
Army- Crap its after 6! I'm going to be late
Air Force- I missed Lunch!?

Forced Road March:
Army-What only 7 miles
Air Force-You want me to do what?

Uniforms:
Army-Think I can get another day out of this one?
Air Force-How do my creases look?

Eating in the field:
Army-MRE
Air Force-Pass the steak sauce please

All purpose cleaner:
Army-Private get over here
Air Force-409

Airborne School:
Army-Oh sounds like fun
Air Force-Why?? I don't understand

Air Conditioning:
Army-Hummer with the windows zipped down
Air Force-Hey could you turn the air up

MWR:
Army-small tent with one phone and computer
Air Force-Damn this sand really gets everywhere

Females:
Army-Who's next?
Air Force-Sorry I already have a date

Internet:
Army-Sorry the captain needs it now
Air Force-My fingers are starting to cramp up

Dirt:
Army-Wow I didn't know dirt could get up that far
Air Force-Crap I got dirt under my nails

Low Crawl:
Army-S**t I just took a shower
Air Force-Isn't that something a snake does?

Cover and Concealment:
Army-That rock and brush look good
Air Force-Ya I think they have that down at the BX

Rainy Day:
Army-I don't care if your gortex leaks
Air force-So whats on TV today

Marriage:
Army-So how many times have you been married now?
Air Force- Happy Anniversary baby
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October 24th, 2005   Post 2
zyonchaos
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To True, way to true lol
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Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.
Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
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October 24th, 2005   Post 3
tomtom22
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Gear

That was true 40 years ago, too!
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October 24th, 2005   Post 4
NCdt Steliga
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Gear


Very nice.
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October 24th, 2005   Post 5
sandy
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Thank you!Very nice!
I,m asking my god to give me talent of joke.
But everytime,he asks"Ⅰ,m trying to"
 
October 25th, 2005   Post 6
LIPS
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very good
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October 25th, 2005   Post 7
Fox
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Gear

That's true. Is there have diffence the navys and marines?
 
October 25th, 2005   Post 8
MilidarUSMC
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Gear

work
Marines-do it
Navy-doesnt.

theres your navy Marines comparison
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October 25th, 2005   Post 9
Bory
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Now Now, the navy do an incredibly important job. Who else is going to do all that fisihng?
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October 25th, 2005   Post 10
Locke
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yeah lol
who would disrupt the whales if we didn't have the navy?
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Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914
 


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