About Differences between Army and Air Force
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October 8th, 2005
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| | Differences between Army and Air Force infoArmy-What the hell is that Air Force-What time is my flight Barracks: Army-GP Medium Air Force-Days Inn! What? Was the Hilton booked? Deployments: Army-Another 12 months I just got back Air Force-What the hell are you talking about 90 days Per Diem: Army-Wow 3.50 a day. Just think in two days I can actually get the whole Happy Meal Air Force: 90 dollars. Awesome! Hey baby want to go out tonight? Basic Training: Army-Yes only 3 weeks left. Air Force-Hey mom can you come pick me Sleeping in: Army- Crap its after 6! I'm going to be late Air Force- I missed Lunch!? Forced Road March: Army-What only 7 miles Air Force-You want me to do what? Uniforms: Army-Think I can get another day out of this one? Air Force-How do my creases look? Eating in the field: Army-MRE Air Force-Pass the steak sauce please All purpose cleaner: Army-Private get over here Air Force-409 Airborne School: Army-Oh sounds like fun Air Force-Why?? I don't understand Air Conditioning: Army-Hummer with the windows zipped down Air Force-Hey could you turn the air up MWR: Army-small tent with one phone and computer Air Force-Damn this sand really gets everywhere Females: Army-Who's next? Air Force-Sorry I already have a date Internet: Army-Sorry the captain needs it now Air Force-My fingers are starting to cramp up Dirt: Army-Wow I didn't know dirt could get up that far Air Force-Crap I got dirt under my nails Low Crawl: Army-S**t I just took a shower Air Force-Isn't that something a snake does? Cover and Concealment: Army-That rock and brush look good Air Force-Ya I think they have that down at the BX Rainy Day: Army-I don't care if your gortex leaks Air force-So whats on TV today Marriage: Army-So how many times have you been married now? Air Force- Happy Anniversary baby If you first don\'t succeed try again! If you fail once more try another door. 2nd Calvary Regiment \"Second Dragoons\" Toujours Pret |
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October 24th, 2005
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To True, way to true lol
From within Chaos Comes Order  When there is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.  Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.  Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos  Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.  If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you!!  |
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October 24th, 2005
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That was true 40 years ago, too!   "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 24th, 2005
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Very nice. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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October 24th, 2005
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Thank you!Very nice! I,m asking my god to give me talent of joke. But everytime,he asks"Ⅰ,m trying to" |
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October 25th, 2005
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very good Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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October 25th, 2005
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 | That's true. Is there have diffence the navys and marines?
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October 25th, 2005
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work Marines-do it Navy-doesnt. theres your navy Marines comparison  \"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem.\" Ronald Reagan 1985 |
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October 25th, 2005
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Now Now, the navy do an incredibly important job. Who else is going to do all that fisihng?
"Even if I wished to surrender to you - and I don't - I am commanding Australian's who would cut my throat if I accepted your Terms" Colonel C Hore, Siege of Elands River, 1900 If You want to See the Future, Read a History Book |
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October 25th, 2005
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yeah lol who would disrupt the whales if we didn't have the navy? If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914 |
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