About Differences between Army and Air Force
|October 8th, 2005||#1|
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Differences between Army and Air Force info
Army-What the hell is that
Air Force-What time is my flight
Air Force-Days Inn! What? Was the Hilton booked?
Army-Another 12 months I just got back
Air Force-What the hell are you talking about 90 days
Army-Wow 3.50 a day. Just think in two days I can actually get the whole Happy Meal
Air Force: 90 dollars. Awesome! Hey baby want to go out tonight?
Army-Yes only 3 weeks left.
Air Force-Hey mom can you come pick me
Army- Crap its after 6! I'm going to be late
Air Force- I missed Lunch!?
Forced Road March:
Army-What only 7 miles
Air Force-You want me to do what?
Army-Think I can get another day out of this one?
Air Force-How do my creases look?
Eating in the field:
Air Force-Pass the steak sauce please
All purpose cleaner:
Army-Private get over here
Army-Oh sounds like fun
Air Force-Why?? I don't understand
Army-Hummer with the windows zipped down
Air Force-Hey could you turn the air up
Army-small tent with one phone and computer
Air Force-Damn this sand really gets everywhere
Air Force-Sorry I already have a date
Army-Sorry the captain needs it now
Air Force-My fingers are starting to cramp up
Army-Wow I didn't know dirt could get up that far
Air Force-Crap I got dirt under my nails
Army-S**t I just took a shower
Air Force-Isn't that something a snake does?
Cover and Concealment:
Army-That rock and brush look good
Air Force-Ya I think they have that down at the BX
Army-I don't care if your gortex leaks
Air force-So whats on TV today
Army-So how many times have you been married now?
Air Force- Happy Anniversary baby
If you first don\'t succeed try again! If you fail once more try another door.
2nd Calvary Regiment
|October 24th, 2005||#2|
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To True, way to true lol
From within Chaos Comes Order
When there is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.
Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.
Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you!!
|October 24th, 2005||#3|
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That was true 40 years ago, too!
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
|October 25th, 2005||#8|
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theres your navy Marines comparison
\"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem.\" Ronald Reagan 1985
|October 25th, 2005||#9|
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Now Now, the navy do an incredibly important job. Who else is going to do all that fisihng?
"Even if I wished to surrender to you - and I don't - I am commanding Australian's who would cut my throat if I accepted your Terms" Colonel C Hore, Siege of Elands River, 1900
If You want to See the Future, Read a History Book
|October 25th, 2005||#10|
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who would disrupt the whales if we didn't have the navy?
If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power.
Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith
Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914