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October 27th, 2003
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| | Post; THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE INFANTRY, THE ARTILLERY AND THE AHAPPINESS IS . . . Infantry: A good rifle Armoured: A big tank Artillery: A loud boom UPON HEARING FIREWORKS Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire excercise Armoured: Not loud enough Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks? OTHER TRADES Infantry: Waste of rations Armoured: Waste of rations Artillery: Waste of rations IDEA OF FUN Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the objective Armoured: Racing across a grid square on "full stab" Artillery: Levelling a grid square FAVOURITE SONG Infantry: "Ballad of the Green Beret" Armoured: "Purple Haze" Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD! BIGGEST LUXURY IN THE FIELD Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4 Armoured: Grunts to dig their trenches for them Artillery: Cable A LONG ROUTE MARCH WITH FULL KIT Infantry: 20 clicks Armoured: From the hangars to the tank Artillery: What's a route march? OFFICERS Infantry: Are morons and should stay away from the trenchlines Armoured: Are morons and should stay out of the vehicles Artillery: Are morons and should stay away from the gun lines FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION Infantry: Anything but walking Armoured: Tanks. Tanks. Tanks. TankstankstankstanksTANKS! Artillery: Don't you have to move around to require transport? BIGGEST BITCH IN THE FIELD Infantry: The weather Armoured: Coffee maker in tank not working Artillery: Only having basic cable BREAKFAST IN THE FIELD Infantry: I don't care what it is, just so long as I can sit down to eat it Armoured: Hot coffee and rum with a beer chaser Artillery: Eggs over easy, crispy bacon, sausages, toast and Tim Horton's coffee WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES Infantry: Death Techs Armoured: Cavalry Artillery: 10 Mile Snipers WHAT OTHERS CALL THEM Infantry: Grunts Armoured: Zipperheads Artillery: Drop shorts |
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October 27th, 2003
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| The fire is everything...  | Hm... At least you got the 5 first ones right...  AHOA!! Going away to have some fun with the 81mm mortar this week!  (Hm.. I need some artillery smilies...) "The Fire is Everything, the rest NOTHING!"  |
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May 23rd, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | lol 
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May 24th, 2004
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| Cadet Moderator   | I like.
__________________ 'Truth. Duty. Valour. Blow out you bugles over the rich dead There's none of these so lonely and poor of old But dying has made us rarer gifts than gold' Inscription on the top of the Memorial Arch at RMC Kingston |
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May 25th, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | :P
__________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it. |
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May 31st, 2004
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| Immunes | loads of laughs
__________________ C/2nd Lt. Mar Color Guard OIC El Camino HS Oceanside, Ca |
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May 31st, 2004
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| Optio | So true except we have satelite not cable :P GUNNER
__________________ I used to have a handle on life.....it broke off. |
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December 2nd, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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December 2nd, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  |
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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December 6th, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | I have you know, we need cable for commo. 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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