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October 27th, 2003   Post 1
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Post; THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE INFANTRY, THE ARTILLERY AND THE A


HAPPINESS IS . . .
Infantry: A good rifle
Armoured: A big tank
Artillery: A loud boom

UPON HEARING FIREWORKS
Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire excercise
Armoured: Not loud enough
Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks?

OTHER TRADES
Infantry: Waste of rations
Armoured: Waste of rations
Artillery: Waste of rations

IDEA OF FUN
Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the objective
Armoured: Racing across a grid square on "full stab"
Artillery: Levelling a grid square

FAVOURITE SONG
Infantry: "Ballad of the Green Beret"
Armoured: "Purple Haze"
Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD!

BIGGEST LUXURY IN THE FIELD
Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4
Armoured: Grunts to dig their trenches for them
Artillery: Cable

A LONG ROUTE MARCH WITH FULL KIT
Infantry: 20 clicks
Armoured: From the hangars to the tank
Artillery: What's a route march?

OFFICERS
Infantry: Are morons and should stay away from the trenchlines
Armoured: Are morons and should stay out of the vehicles
Artillery: Are morons and should stay away from the gun lines

FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
Infantry: Anything but walking
Armoured: Tanks. Tanks. Tanks. TankstankstankstanksTANKS!
Artillery: Don't you have to move around to require transport?

BIGGEST BITCH IN THE FIELD
Infantry: The weather
Armoured: Coffee maker in tank not working
Artillery: Only having basic cable

BREAKFAST IN THE FIELD
Infantry: I don't care what it is, just so long as I can sit down to eat it
Armoured: Hot coffee and rum with a beer chaser
Artillery: Eggs over easy, crispy bacon, sausages, toast and Tim Horton's coffee

WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES
Infantry: Death Techs
Armoured: Cavalry
Artillery: 10 Mile Snipers

WHAT OTHERS CALL THEM
Infantry: Grunts
Armoured: Zipperheads
Artillery: Drop shorts
 
October 27th, 2003   Post 2
Redleg
The fire is everything...
 
 
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Hm...

At least you got the 5 first ones right...

AHOA!!

Going away to have some fun with the 81mm mortar this week!


(Hm.. I need some artillery smilies...)

"The Fire is Everything, the rest NOTHING!"
 
May 23rd, 2004   Post 3
Marksman
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lol
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May 24th, 2004   Post 4
AFSteliga
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I like.
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May 25th, 2004   Post 5
Darkmb101
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May 31st, 2004   Post 6
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loads of laughs
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May 31st, 2004   Post 7
GUNNER
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So true except we have satelite not cable :P

GUNNER
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December 2nd, 2005   Post 8
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December 2nd, 2005   Post 9
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December 6th, 2005   Post 10
Missileer
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I have you know, we need cable for commo.
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