About Did Santa really do this?
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December 25th, 2005
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| |  Did Santa really do this? info DID SANTA REALLY DO THIS?  As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so no one will know they are there. One Christmas Eve Santa Claus landed on a rooftop and suddenly he heard a very loud, Snort sniff honk honk snort!" coming from one of his reindeer. Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn't know which one it was. It happened again, only louder this time. "Snort sniff honk honk snort!" Dogs in the neighborhood began to bark. "Shhh!" Santa hissed. "Please be quiet!" He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh when he heard it again, only a lot louder this time. "SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT!" Lights came on all over the neighborhood and some people even stuck their heads out of their windows. Santa was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove quickly back to the North Pole. He lined up all the reindeer and announced, "We are not going to deliver another present until the reindeer who is making funny noises with his nose steps forward and apologizes!" None of the reindeer stepped forward. Santa held up a piece of paper. "I know who it is and I have written your name on this paper. But I want to give you a chance to do the right thing on your own." Still none of the reindeer came forward. So Santa did the only thing he could do.  He read off the rude-nosed reindeer... Last edited by Chief Bones; December 25th, 2005 at 02:46.. |
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December 26th, 2005
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Lol!
This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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December 8th, 2006
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Groan!!
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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December 8th, 2006
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uhhhhhhhhhh...
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December 8th, 2006
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ugh.. groan...
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December 8th, 2006
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Wow....
MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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December 8th, 2006
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(shakes head) groan...
2nd Military Police Company 1st Military Police Battalion Virginia Defense Force |
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December 9th, 2006
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| |  C'mon guys - didn't say it was funny ............ |
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December 10th, 2006
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Groan......heh...
I shall return- General Douglas MacArthur |
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December 11th, 2006
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Groan....
Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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