Topic: Did I read that sign right ?

tomtom22 · September 12th, 2005

In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER......PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted! in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

ghost457 · September 13th, 2005

that last one was the best!!! very funny!

AJChenMPH · September 13th, 2005

On a church display:
THIS WEEK'S SERMON: "WHAT IS HELL?" COME IN AND LISTEN TO OUR CHURCH CHOIR.

Then there was the musician who couldn't spell very well:
OUT CHOPIN; BE BACH IN A MINUET.

LIPS · September 13th, 2005

so funny

xander · September 13th, 2005

Lmao theyre funny

Sevens · January 13th, 2007

Nice ones!

Team Infidel · February 8th, 2007

very nice....

September 12th, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Did I read that sign right ? In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER......PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted! in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

September 13th, 2005	Post 3
AJChenMPH Forum Health Inspector Gear	On a church display: THIS WEEK'S SERMON: "WHAT IS HELL?" COME IN AND LISTEN TO OUR CHURCH CHOIR. Then there was the musician who couldn't spell very well: OUT CHOPIN; BE BACH IN A MINUET. __________________ Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8

September 13th, 2005	Post 4
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	so funny __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

September 13th, 2005	Post 5
xander Centurion	Lmao theyre funny __________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".

January 13th, 2007	Post 6
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Nice ones! __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

September 13th, 2005	Post 2
ghost457 Primus Pilus	that last one was the best!!! very funny!

February 8th, 2007	Post 7
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	very nice.... __________________

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