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September 12th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | In Louisiana: Law: It is illegal to be an alcoholic. Country: United States City: Sulphur Citation: Sec. 8-135. Vagrancy. Vagrancy is hereby declared to be unlawful and the following persons are and shall be guilty of vagrancy: (1) Habitual drunkards; (Code 1970, ? 10-60)
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September 12th, 2005
| Post 32 |
| Tribunus Laticlavius | The only animal, besides humans that can get leprosy is the Armadillo. |
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September 12th, 2005
| Post 33 |
| Tribunus Laticlavius | A chicken once had its head cut off and survived for over eighteen months, headless. Morbid  |
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September 12th, 2005
| Post 34 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | The left lung is smaller than the right lung to make room for the heart.
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September 12th, 2005
| Post 35 |
| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | In the early days of denim jeans, the left thigh was cut a little larger than the right (that came straight from an old millworker).
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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September 12th, 2005
| Post 36 |
| Chief Engineer | Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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September 12th, 2005
| Post 37 |
| Primus Pilus | In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.
__________________ Qui tacet consentire. Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. Nec Aspera Terrent. Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur. |
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September 12th, 2005
| Post 38 |
| Chief Engineer | A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. |
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September 12th, 2005
| Post 39 |
| Master Gunner | Dogs are genetically identical to wolves. They show no greater varience than one species of wolf does from another.
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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September 13th, 2005
| Post 40 |
| Primus Pilus | In the American Civil War Union and Confederate soldiers would trade tobacco and coffee by using small boats to float the items across the river |
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