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| | Post 111 |
| Primus Pilus | "I am." and "I do." are the shortest complete sentences in the English language.
__________________ Qui tacet consentire. Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. Nec Aspera Terrent. Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur. |
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| | Post 112 |
| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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| | Post 113 |
| Primus Pilus | It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas. |
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| | Post 114 |
| Chief Engineer ![]() | The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| | Post 115 |
| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women. |
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| | Post 116 |
| Primus Pilus | The largest blue whale caught was a 110-foot female. It is not known how the angler got this beast home or how he (we can assume it's a he, can't we?) fit it in the freezer. |
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| | Post 117 |
| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day |
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| | Post 118 |
| Primus Pilus | On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. |
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| | Post 119 |
| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month which we know today as the honeymoon. |
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| | Post 120 |
| Primus Pilus | The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people. |
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