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Topic: Did you hear the one about the Zen Buddhist who called to order a pizza? |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Did you hear the one about the Zen Buddhist who called to order a pizza?He said, "Make me one with everything."
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| Milforum Idol | Hahahahahahahahahaha...It acctually took me a second to get it but thats good stuff..ahahaha
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Funny!
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Doh!
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| Centurion | hehe.. |
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| Centurion | oh thats bad
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| Primus Pilus | ugh i still dont get it... lol |
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| Milforum Idol | Bhuddists want to be "one" with everything. to be connected with everything..So he wants the pizza guy to make him one(pizza) with everything(all toppings)...get it now? |
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| Milforums Spamkiller |
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