Topic: Did you hear the one about the Zen Buddhist who called to order a pizza?

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May 26th, 2006   Post 1
KC72
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Post; Did you hear the one about the Zen Buddhist who called to order a pizza?


He said, "Make me one with everything."
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May 26th, 2006   Post 2
Rob Henderson
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Hahahahahahahahahaha...It acctually took me a second to get it but thats good stuff..ahahaha
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May 27th, 2006   Post 3
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Funny!
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May 27th, 2006   Post 4
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Doh!
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May 31st, 2006   Post 5
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hehe..
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June 2nd, 2006   Post 6
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oh thats bad
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June 5th, 2006   Post 7
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ugh i still dont get it... lol
 
June 5th, 2006   Post 8
Rob Henderson
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Bhuddists want to be "one" with everything. to be connected with everything..So he wants the pizza guy to make him one(pizza) with everything(all toppings)...get it now?
 
November 11th, 2007   Post 9
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