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October 5th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; Descriptions in Army C-Rations


AS A FRESHMAN ROTC cadet, I took part in my first Army field-training exercise. After a long day of rock-climbing and rappelling, my platoon settled down for our C-rations. Hungry, we tore into our cardboard boxes, opening cans of "Chicken or Turkey, Boned," "Cheese Spread, Cheddar" and "Candy, Chocolate, With Nougat." Then we came upon a device wrapped in a small brown envelope, labeled: "Stimulant, Interdental" -- a wooden toothpick.

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Dallas C. Brown III

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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Lol.....
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February 26th, 2008   Post 5
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Still one of my favorites.
 
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hahaha there's a euphemism for everything.
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