Topic: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican

Missileer · September 1st, 2005

Here is a little test that will help you decide. Read all the way to the
bottom.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot? You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock pistol have appropriate and approved safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! Freeze dirt-bag!
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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips,
Corebons or Black Talon IIs?"

xander · September 1st, 2005

ROTFLMAO soooooo funny

tomtom22 · September 1st, 2005

Team Infidel · May 23rd, 2007

get yer gun

September 1st, 2005	Post 1
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Post; Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican Here is a little test that will help you decide. Read all the way to the bottom. Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot? You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock pistol have appropriate and approved safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! Freeze dirt-bag! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips, Corebons or Black Talon IIs?" __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

September 1st, 2005	Post 2
xander Centurion	ROTFLMAO soooooo funny __________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".

September 1st, 2005	Post 3
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

May 23rd, 2007	Post 4
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	get yer gun __________________

Topic: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican

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