Personally, I'm partial to the teleportation grenades.

Personally, I'm partial to the teleportation grenades.

They're all well and good until you end up fragging yourself and you're stuck on Zoltar 6 for 8 mons. That is one awful place.

Ain't it though, Sir? When they were training us high-speed SF Cadets (we're top secret ) with them, I lost my leg on the other side of a Zoltarian wall. Our medical wannabe fixed me up with XW74 sutures and I'm better now.

Whats a teleportation grenade?

They're G16 classified. I'm sorry, we can't tell you anymore, but they're very cool.

how long did it take to fix you up?
~THE QUICKEST WAY TO LOSE A FIGHT IS NOT TO FIGHT AT ALL~
SENSEI ANTHONY DIAZ

I was ready to rock and roll in about a month, those sutures are amazing, ever watch that show Star Trek? Well the sutures are like that doohickey they got that you wave it around and your body heals.

I was ready to rock and roll in about a month, those sutures are amazing, ever watch that show Star Trek? Well the sutures are like that doohickey they got that you wave it around and your body heals.

You have violated OPSEC, report to Alpha Beta 9 for incineration.

Yes Sir! I only hope my death serves as a warning to others.

Behave now guys, or I'll whip out my Dark Matter Hovercraft Howitzers!