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February 9th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Post; Decoding Women's AdsDictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads: 40-ish ...................... 49. Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone. Athletic ...................... No breasts Average looking ........ Moooo. Beautiful .................... Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure ... On medication. Feminist .................... Fat Free spirit ................ Junkie Friendship first .......... Former slut. New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places. Old-Fashioned ......... No BJs. Open-minded ............. Desperate Outgoing ...............Loud and Embarrassing. Professional .............Bitch Voluptuous ...............Very Fat Large frame ...............Hugely Fat Wants soul mate ..........Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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February 9th, 2006
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| Milforum Hitman  | Hahahahahahahahaha Hey Tomtom Missileer's trying to replace you- watch out 
__________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.  |
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February 10th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
Who woulda thunk it..
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February 10th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | 
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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February 10th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hahaha
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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February 10th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer |  Quote:
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  | |
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February 11th, 2006
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| I am Honor | hehe, wonder if they are correct or not.. cause if it is, then this would really really help  and both of them seniors are good, Tomtom and Missileer 
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton  |
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February 11th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | You better believe it! |
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February 12th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Hahaha
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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March 2nd, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
Yeah pretty much they're true!
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! | |
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