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March 2nd, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Post; What she really meansI need = I want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper... I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry I was wrong = Not as wrong as you Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
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March 3rd, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | yep thats the truth i remember seein that sumwhere...dont remember where but o well its true
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March 3rd, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | QUOTE: "Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it." Probably Jello pudding, that's all my Wife knew how to make when we were married plus it's all we could afford. 
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October 17th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahahahaha......
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October 18th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Dang it!! They're on to us!!! Time to change the meanings!!!! 
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October 18th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | lol  lol 
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October 18th, 2007
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| Can you hear me now?  | Hear Hear. So true.
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