Topic: Death notice

tomtom22 · September 2nd, 2005

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big turd he always was."

LIPS · September 4th, 2005

not bad at all

Team Infidel · May 23rd, 2007

pretty funny

September 2nd, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Death notice When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big turd he always was." __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

September 4th, 2005	Post 2
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	not bad at all __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

May 23rd, 2007	Post 3
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	pretty funny __________________

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