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June 11th, 2003   Post 1
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Post; Dear Abby


Dear Abby,
I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a boatswain in the Navy, the other was put to death in the electric chair for a gruesome multiple murder. My mother died from insanity caused by syphilis when I was three years old. My sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to high school students. Recently I met a girl who was just released from prison. She was sentenced for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I want to marry her.
My problem is - if I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother who is a Boatswain Mate.? Sign Dilemma
 
February 13th, 2006   Post 2
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Heard it before but always good to hear it repeated.
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February 13th, 2006   Post 3
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February 16th, 2006   Post 4
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Oh so true!
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