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January 7th, 2008   Post 1
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Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless
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Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one.
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January 7th, 2008   Post 2
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LOL...very good!
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January 7th, 2008   Post 3
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LOL. Nice.
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January 7th, 2008   Post 4
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Great!!!!
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January 8th, 2008   Post 5
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Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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January 9th, 2008   Post 6
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Thank goodness for a good laugh today.
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