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April 28th, 2008   #1
Team Infidel
 
 

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A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. "I am going to die tonight, and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me." The man handed the three men identical envelopes.
A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.
Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, " I can't hide what I've done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope because the church needed to be painted."
Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally confessed "I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing."
Ten the lawyer said plainly "You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!"


 
April 28th, 2008   #2
pixiedustboo
 
 
LOL. Nice.


"Our politicians do not serve us; they serve the multinational corporations that pay them. It's time to change that. Let's end the corporate takeover of our government." — Cenk Uygur
 
April 28th, 2008   #3
Peddler
 
 
lol... funny


"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."
 
April 28th, 2008   #4
tomtom22
 
 
That was different!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
April 28th, 2008   #5
Sevens
 
 
Hehehe Nice!!!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
April 28th, 2008   #6
The Other Guy
 
 
Well said!


I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.
 

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