Topic: Darn Media

Team Infidel · October 30th, 2005

Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common,
when one is attacked by a vicious dog.
Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and
managed to wedge it down the dog's collar
and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping its
attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and
rushes over to interview the boy.? "Young
Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he starts
writing in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Bruins Fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were,"
said the reporter and starts again.

"Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..."he
continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" The boy said.

"Oh, Patriots Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..."
He continued to write in his notebook.
"I'm not a Patriots Fan either", said the boy.

" I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins,
the Red Sox, So, or the Patriots, so, what
team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Springfield · October 30th, 2005

:P Real good.

Chocobo_Blitzer · October 30th, 2005

Hahah nice

tomtom22 · October 30th, 2005

This has been posted before:

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ht=neck+boston

Try search before you post.

xander · October 31st, 2005

LOL funny though

LIPS · October 31st, 2005

good one

October 30th, 2005	Post 1
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	Post; Darn Media Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one is attacked by a vicious dog. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping its attack. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.? "Young Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he starts writing in his notebook. "But, I'm not a Bruins Fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..."he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" The boy said. "Oh, Patriots Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..." He continued to write in his notebook. "I'm not a Patriots Fan either", said the boy. " I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins, the Red Sox, So, or the Patriots, so, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet." __________________

October 30th, 2005	Post 3
Chocobo_Blitzer Primus Pilus	Hahah nice __________________ \"The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.\"

October 30th, 2005	Post 4
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	This has been posted before: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ht=neck+boston Try search before you post. __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 31st, 2005	Post 5
xander Centurion	LOL funny though __________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".

October 31st, 2005	Post 6
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	good one __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

October 30th, 2005	Post 2
Springfield Tribuni Angusticlavii	:P Real good.

Topic: Darn Media

Post; Darn Media