Topic: Darky Harris

bush musketeer · June 11th, 2004

A couple of storys concearning Darky Harris (MM)

THE RETORT COURTEOUS.
Darky was up for being drunk and
reconditioning a millitary policeman

Colonel Mac Dour was a man of few words. "Anything to say?" he, asked, after hearing the evidence.

"No sir," said Darky, scowling and unrepentant.

"Dealt with by me?"

"Yes sir"

Fourteen Days Number 2 Punishment"!

As the prisoner and escort moved off, Darky looked back over his shoulder.

"Merci!" he remarked in his best French.

"Halt! about turn" roared Mac Dour, and when the manoeuvre had been acomplished:

TWENTY-EIGHT Days Number 2. Comprez?

Darky Harris was an old soldier who had been there from the start. He had been promoted several times for good war work and demoted just as often for "getting on the scoot". Darky liked to drink you see. This day he's up in front of a brand new Platoon Commander just arrived from Aus. His shininess says, "I understand that this is not the first time you've been in trouble, sergeant".
Darky looks him over s-l-o-w-l-y. and drawls, "No sir, the first time I was breached it was for having a dirty bow and arrow".

AFSteliga · June 11th, 2004

That's amusing.

C/2nd Lt Robot · June 12th, 2004

I dont get it.

Darkmb101 · June 13th, 2004

drunkies

Recce · June 19th, 2004

Team Infidel · April 2nd, 2007

that is amuzing...

June 11th, 2004	Post 1
bush musketeer Optio	Post; Darky Harris A couple of storys concearning Darky Harris (MM) THE RETORT COURTEOUS. Darky was up for being drunk and reconditioning a millitary policeman Colonel Mac Dour was a man of few words. "Anything to say?" he, asked, after hearing the evidence. "No sir," said Darky, scowling and unrepentant. "Dealt with by me?" "Yes sir" Fourteen Days Number 2 Punishment"! As the prisoner and escort moved off, Darky looked back over his shoulder. "Merci!" he remarked in his best French. "Halt! about turn" roared Mac Dour, and when the manoeuvre had been acomplished: TWENTY-EIGHT Days Number 2. Comprez? Darky Harris was an old soldier who had been there from the start. He had been promoted several times for good war work and demoted just as often for "getting on the scoot". Darky liked to drink you see. This day he's up in front of a brand new Platoon Commander just arrived from Aus. His shininess says, "I understand that this is not the first time you've been in trouble, sergeant". Darky looks him over s-l-o-w-l-y. and drawls, "No sir, the first time I was breached it was for having a dirty bow and arrow". __________________ Although our task was never easy, it was made less difficult by the patriotism and passionate valour of the Australians, Which served as an example to the whole world, you saved Amiens, you saved France. Feild Marshal Ferdinand Foch 1918

June 11th, 2004	Post 2
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	That's amusing. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

June 12th, 2004	Post 3
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	I dont get it. __________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight

June 13th, 2004	Post 4
Darkmb101 Tribunus Laticlavius	drunkies __________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

June 19th, 2004	Post 5
Recce Immunes	__________________ Second to None - South African Special Forces Brigade (The Recces)

April 2nd, 2007	Post 6
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	that is amuzing... __________________

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