Topic: Daddy & Aunt Jane

tomtom22 · October 13th, 2005

Little Paul watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Paul followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Paul found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Paul, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Paul to tell his story.

Paul started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army"

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

xander · October 14th, 2005

opps lmao that was funny :P :P :P

Charge 7 · October 14th, 2005

Yikes!

Pyro · October 14th, 2005

Paul just had to mess things up for his dad

fronzz · October 14th, 2005

LOL!!!

Team Infidel · November 2nd, 2007

pixiedustboo · November 2nd, 2007

LMBO! I didn't see that ending coming.

Sevens · November 3rd, 2007

Busted!!

October 13th, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Daddy & Aunt Jane Little Paul watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Paul followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Paul found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Paul, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Paul to tell his story. Paul started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army" Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt. __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 14th, 2005	Post 2
xander Centurion	opps lmao that was funny :P :P :P __________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".

October 14th, 2005	Post 3
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Yikes! __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

October 14th, 2005	Post 5
fronzz Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	LOL!!! __________________ "Oh Bother" Said Pooh as the tripwire clicked. Join my Forum! www.milsurp.tk

November 2nd, 2007	Post 6
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	__________________

October 14th, 2005	Post 4
Pyro Optio	Paul just had to mess things up for his dad

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pixiedustboo Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	LMBO! I didn't see that ending coming. __________________ Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Does Dark Have a Speed Too? http://www.myspace.com/doesdarkhaveaspeedtoo

November 3rd, 2007	Post 8
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Busted!! __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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