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January 16th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Cut it up


A butcher just out of trade school, applies for and gets, a job in North- West America, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters. The first job he gets is to cut up a moose to put in the freezer. He finally gets the moose cut up and is putting it into bags and marking them with the contents - chops, rump steak, ribs, sirloin, etc. When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is left with a pile of unidentifiable parts. At a loss as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into one bag and labels them......moosellanious.
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January 16th, 2008   Post 2
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Heh.. Clever.
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January 16th, 2008   Post 3
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The Milforum Madman strikes again!
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January 16th, 2008   Post 4
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Moosellanious. I like it. I'm adding that to my list of words I use to confuzzle my boyfriend.
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January 17th, 2008   Post 5
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Groan!

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