The creator

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August 23rd, 2005   #1
LIPS
 
 

The creator info


It would seem that the creator is indeed a male.




In the beginning God created day and night.
He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and Stand around the barbie with.
So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.

Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the Raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well almost good.

He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, Wash, cook and clean the BBQ. God saw that it was not just good, It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!


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August 23rd, 2005   #2
behemoth79
 
 
I like BBQ




si deum nobiscum, quis contra?
AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL
 
August 27th, 2005   #3
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
June 12th, 2007   #4
Pacific Lure
 
 

This is funny! info


Good post Lips!!!


Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
--Joel Goodman
 
June 12th, 2007   #5
Team Infidel
 
 






 
June 12th, 2007   #6
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Wow where would you men be without us?



 
June 13th, 2007   #7
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
LOL funny


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