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March 30th, 2006   Post 1
phoenix80
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Post; Crazy Cat Terrorizes Connecticut Town


FAIRFIELD, Conn. - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.

Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.
In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.
Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060329/ap_on_fe_st/crazy_cat_6

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I kinda like this cat
 
March 30th, 2006   Post 2
Missileer
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Maybe they need to check out his 80 feet fall test and see if he can pass it also.
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March 31st, 2006   Post 3
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LOL at Missileer. If that cat attack me. I would shoot that insane cat with my good beautiful M1 Garand.
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April 1st, 2006   Post 4
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Hmmm... crazy cat problem.

I can solve that problem without firing a shot.

I just get a really big bowl of cat food and add a little bit of extra "special" sauce. (RAT KILLER)
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April 1st, 2006   Post 5
Rob Henderson
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no no no...you put out the cat nip and wait for him to walk, unsuspecting, up to it and begin to eat. Then you run up to it and kick it. wearing shoes that have a worn-down sole and toe so as to eliminate any traces on the cats body.
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