Cows and Capitalism

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August 18th, 2005   #1
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Cows and Capitalism info


DISCLAIMER: First, this joke bashes most every country, the US included. It shouldn't be taken as serious. Second, up until 1967 the cows outnumbered the people in Vermont. Still a damn lot of them. This should explain my offering this joke as well as the "Cows with Guns" one earlier.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the
income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You go on strike because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You redesign them so they
are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You
then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon(tm) and market them
world-wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they
live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows, but you don't know where they
are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you
have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count
them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another
bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION -- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman
who reported the numbers.

A GREEK CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.


"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."

- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

 
August 19th, 2005   #2
LIPS
 
 


Some more words of wisdom from LIPS
 
September 2nd, 2005   #3
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
September 2nd, 2005   #4
xander
 
 
LOL funny but shot me if i start thinking this
Quote:
A GREEK CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.


\"SemperFi,Do Or Die!
GungHo,GungHo,GungHo!
What Makes The Grass Grow?
Blood,Blood,Blood!
What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".
 
September 3rd, 2005   #5
ghost457
 
 
those made me chuckle.....
 
May 22nd, 2007   #6
Team Infidel
 
 
those made me laugh