Topic: The Cowboy

LIPS · March 22nd, 2005

This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas.
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He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded
staring blankly at a bowl of chilli.
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After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy
bravely asks, "if you ain't goin to eat that, mind if I do"?
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The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead".
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Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.* He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chilli.* The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl.
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The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too".

Themrose89 · March 23rd, 2005

*Rolls on the floor* awesome!

the_13th_redneck · March 24th, 2005

tomtom22 · December 30th, 2006

that's gross but funny!

Team Infidel · December 31st, 2006

that's good

Sevens · December 31st, 2006

That's just wrong...

MilidarUSMC · December 31st, 2006

grody, pure grody

weed · December 31st, 2006

Good stuff!

sunshine · December 31st, 2006

thats great lol

NCdt Steliga · January 1st, 2007

*shudder* That's a good one.

March 22nd, 2005	Post 1
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; The Cowboy This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. * He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli. * After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't goin to eat that, mind if I do"? * * The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead". * * Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.* He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chilli.* The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl. * The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too". __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

March 23rd, 2005	Post 2
Themrose89 Centurion	Rolls on the floor awesome! __________________ Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin.

March 24th, 2005	Post 3
the_13th_redneck No Chance Outside Gear	__________________ I don't exist. TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com

December 30th, 2006	Post 4
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	that's gross but funny! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

December 31st, 2006	Post 5
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's good __________________

December 31st, 2006	Post 6
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	That's just wrong... __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

December 31st, 2006	Post 7
MilidarUSMC Centurion Gear	grody, pure grody __________________ \"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem.\" Ronald Reagan 1985

December 31st, 2006	Post 9
sunshine Centurion Gear	thats great lol __________________ I generally try to avoid temptation unless i cant resist Between two evils i always pick the one i havent tried yet~Mae West

January 1st, 2007	Post 10
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	shudder That's a good one. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

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