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June 7th, 2007   #1
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Question 1.
Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.

Question 2.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?

Question 3.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years

Question 4.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Question 5.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Question 7.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, Voodoo.

Question 8.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were you red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes sir
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Question 9.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Question 10.
Q: The youngest son, the 22 year old, how old is he?

Question 11.
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Question 12.
Q: Did he kill you?

Question 13.
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?

Question 14.
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Question 15.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Question 16.
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at the time?

Question 17.
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Question 18.
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Question 19.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Question 20.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?

Question 21.
Q: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Question 22.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK,? What school did you go to?
A: Oral

Question 23.
Q: Do you recall the time you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Question 24.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Question 25.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So it was possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brains was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

Last edited by tomtom22; December 13th, 2010 at 23:27.. Reason: got rid of smiley face.
 
June 7th, 2007   #2
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahaha


 
June 7th, 2007   #3
Peddler
 
 
LOL....people are stupid!


"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."
 
June 7th, 2007   #4
Padre
 
 
funny - and some new ones -


 
March 12th, 2009   #5
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
March 12th, 2009   #6
Sevens
 
 
Very nice!!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
March 12th, 2009   #7
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 
LOL!


"The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, is directly proportional to how they perceive the veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated." ~George Washington
 
December 13th, 2010   #8
:)marine-girl16:)
 
 
OMG!!!!
 
December 16th, 2010   #9
Korean Seaboy
 
 
The lesson: Don't be a lawyer
 
December 25th, 2010   #10
Mr.Brown
 
Thats truly funny lol


I don't agree with your opinion but i'll fight to the death your right to say it - American soldier
 



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