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March 25th, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Post; Country & Western Song TitlesTop 25. 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 21. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even 20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back at Night and Cryin' Over You 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 11. She Got The Goldmine and I Got the Shaft 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 8. Please Bypass This Heart 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number 1 Country/Western song of all time is: 1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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April 5th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | AHHHHHHHhahahahahahahahahaha
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April 10th, 2005
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| Centurion | Those rok!
__________________ Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin. |
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June 28th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Funny! LOL!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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June 28th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Those are great!! |
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June 28th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | OMG lol!!! good stufff |
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June 28th, 2006
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| Milforum Pivotman | 18...thats great...hhaahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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June 30th, 2006
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| Centurion | Ha ha  Number one was great!
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