He will but he does serve our country. (Tell him, thanks)

I wish I could go to Iraq.

you get stuck in lebanon without a weapon and no way out

i wish i was a Marine already

uh-oh....Heard you were drafted by the army.

I wish this war will be over ASAP.

heard of the Hundred Years War? this is longer

i wish it was saturday so i could go to teh range

Sorry!!! Its Sunday!!! You have to wait 6 whole days!!! Poor man!!!

I wish I was out somewhere in the middle of the ocean on a destroyer right now...

Destroyer drop you off in middle of Pacific ocean.

I wish my muscle would look like John Cena, a whestler.

Your muscles look more like...Olive Oyl. LOL

I wish I wasn't sitting (er treading water rather) in the middle of the Pacific. Thanks, Fox!! LOL

You are in middle of Indian Ocean....oh how about Arctic Ocean?

I wish I don't looks like Olive Oyl.

Ooooooooooooooooh Arctic would be nice right about now. Nice and COLD!!!!

Okay you don't look like Olive Oyl. You look like Garfield. Meow!!!

I wish someone would get me a raft!!! LOL

I tried to find you but GPS isn't working. So, have fun with the Polar Bear.

I wish I had a plane to looking for Sevens in Arctic.