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October 13th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | everybody dies of clogged arteries and obesity i wish for....... 2 hot twins to show up at my door in bikinis |
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October 13th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | you get two 60 year old male twins in bikinis I wish i had a nice shirt
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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October 13th, 2005
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| Milforum Pivotman | The nicest shirt you own goes up in flames... I wish I had a new puppy
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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October 13th, 2005
| Post 64 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | puppy scampers towards its happy new owner and is run over by a school bus. I want to be a successful film director. |
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October 13th, 2005
| Post 65 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | your first film is entitled "this movie sucks" i want two pina coladas, one for each hand. (haha garth brooks)
__________________  si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL |
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October 13th, 2005
| Post 66 |
| Milforum Chaplain  | You lose your hands in a rotary accident (ouch!) I wish everyone could visit Australia |
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October 13th, 2005
| Post 67 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Bush accidentally mispronounces 'Afghanistan' in the year 2007 and Australia is accidentally reduced to radioactive rubble. I wish I could get drunk without all the calories! |
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October 13th, 2005
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| Legatus Legionis  | Everybody decides to do so AT THE SAME TIME. 6 billion people visit the country, Australia overcrowded, civil war, end of Australia. Pick the one about Australia=Afghanistan now.
__________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.  |
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October 13th, 2005
| Post 69 |
| Primus Pilus | you get drunk, without all the calories, but you take a really really fat ugly chick home with you as well. I wish i had an easier time with math |
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October 13th, 2005
| Post 70 |
| Milforum Pivotman | You discover the misery that is Pre-Calculus... I wish my car would stop breaking down.. |
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