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| | Post 51 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | A slew of women who have had botched plastic surgery move into your town. I wish i had X-ray vision
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| | Post 52 |
| Centurion | A new KFC opens up I wish for a friend |
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| | Post 53 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | you are publicly beaten up by a girl, causing every guy to think you are a sissy, none of which want to befriend you. Come on guys, get more creative, look at some of mine. I wish to be a rock star. |
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| | Post 54 |
| Centurion | You become a huge rock on fire the size of the sun I wish for the annhilation of all liberals (NO REALLY) |
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| | Post 55 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Wish granted i wish for a potion to make all women fall for me |
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| | Post 56 |
| Centurion | all women do fall for you...every time you pass one they hit the ground face first I wish to become a football quartback in the NFL |
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| | Post 57 |
| Primus Pilus | the nfl is dispanded i wish for a sunny day
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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| | Post 58 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | On this sunny day you get badly burned and get skin cancer I wish for all the video games in the world |
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| | Post 59 |
| Centurion | you can longer move in your house because of all the games I wish for a Chicken Coop
__________________ "Even if I wished to surrender to you - and I don't - I am commanding Australian's who would cut my throat if I accepted your Terms" Colonel C Hore, Siege of Elands River, 1900 If You want to See the Future, Read a History Book |
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| | Post 60 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | You become infected with Bird Flu, Duh! I wish for a cure for world hunger. |
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