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| | Post 541 |
| Can you hear me now? | 40? Ahhh...HELL NO! Sorry, you aren't. I wish I could be play for NFL.
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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| | Post 542 |
| Chief Engineer ![]() | Sorry, no vacancies! I wish I were in Florida when the Blizzard hits tomorrow!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| | Post 543 |
| Can you hear me now? | You are in Alaska!!! I wish I could lives in Hawaii. |
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| | Post 544 |
| Chief Engineer ![]() | I am going to Hawaii You are living @ the south pole! |
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| | Post 545 |
| Can you hear me now? | You are at the North pole. Find Santa Clause for me, please. I wish I could work for the Hooters as a chef. |
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| | Post 546 |
| Chief Engineer ![]() | You are a waiter @ Hooters I wish I was healthy |
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| | Post 547 |
| Can you hear me now? | Hello, I am Doctor Fox, I'm afraid you have a very bad health. You have to eat veggie food cause you will have heart attack tomorrow. I wish I want to be doctor someday. |
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| | Post 548 |
| ICBM | you become a vet I wish I were a field marshal
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton |
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| | Post 550 |
| ICBM | *is really speechless* wow.. I wish Good ol Tomtom would be the next man to post |
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