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| Tribunus Laticlavius | You are mormon. I wish I had my two front teeth.
__________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City |
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| | Post 522 |
| Centurion | but i pulled them i wish i could take mightys little wooden plane |
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| | Post 523 |
| Chief Engineer ![]() | You are under-age and in jail wish I were younger
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| | Post 524 |
| Can you hear me now? | You are old timer man. LOL! Just kidding. I wish I would marrying to my GF right now.
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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| | Post 525 |
| Chief Engineer ![]() | Your GF is going to be a nun. I wish I wasn't so good looking for my age, its so hard keeping up with these young chicks. |
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| | Post 526 |
| Can you hear me now? | All girls walking away from you. I wish my GF isn't a nun. |
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| | Post 527 |
| Tribunus Laticlavius | Your GF leaves you.... for a woman. I wish three plus four egualed seven. |
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| | Post 528 |
| Can you hear me now? | You got it right. I wish I could get diploma right now! |
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| | Post 529 |
| Immunes | You got expelled I wish I had my unlimited master's license.
__________________ "What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I pray you excuse me. I have no time to listen to such nonsense." - Napoleon Bonaparte |
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| | Post 530 |
| Can you hear me now? | You get nothing. I wish I would like to have a car right now. |
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